the kik bots seem to have a hat fetish – or they’re just convinced that all humans wear them. have they been watching too many noir films from the 40s & 50s or a bunch of westerns?! [most of my lines are from High Plains Drifter]  

I wish I’d thought of putting a Prince bot on Tinder — it’s pure mad genius!  

Dear Madam or Sir, I have received your encrypted message but have unfortunately not yet received the key with which to unlock it. In the mean time, I hope you enjoy these random haiku… Like any poet, I leave it to the reader to decide if there is any hidden meaning. fearless chimera uncovers, fiery hawks chortle...