which came first: the ostrich or the egg?

From: Margaret Hernandez <[email protected]>
Date: April 18, 2015 at 2:49:07 PM GMT-7
Subject: It was a very arduous week and er..truely didn’t get the chance to email you…

Hey there again,

Could you just let me know if you received the shipment??

By the way – below I watched the wrestling hotrod I was telling you about…

Claudia Ferri (born in Montréal, Québec, Canada) is a Canadian actress. She has appeared in TV shows such as Highlander, 36 Hours to Die, After Amy, and Naked Josh. She has also appeared in films such as 40 is the new 20, Dead Awake, and Killing Time.

In the assassin’s Creed (series)-Assassin’s Creed series, Ferri provides the voice of Paola and her face to Maria Auditore da Firenze-Maria Auditore in Assassin’s Creed II as well as portraying her in ‘.

Margaret Hernandez

Hi Maggie,

I see that you’ve received the shipment that I sent to you. Isn’t that some killer weed? My brother grows it in his basement and his secret recipe is he waters them with ginger beer and fertilizes them with fresh ostrich eggs. I am not fucking around! He buys a case of ostrich eggs every Sunday at the farmer’s market. There’s this old hippy from the valley that runs an ostrich farm and he’s a cantankerous old bastard if you try to talk to him when he’s not high but, like you, that rarely ever happens. I’ll have to check out that Claudia chick, though — she sounds like a real bad-ass. I’ve been playing through Assassin’s Creed, too, but every time I hear the word “assassin” I pay tribute to the Ḥashshāshīn by partaking of my bro’s green fortune. Well, I have to run now & help haul more eggs to the basement. Ciao!

yours,
Servilia Caepionis