he said they’ve already got one!

AUTHOR: Ian Blackford
AUTHOR EMAIL: [email protected]
AUTHOR URL: NA
SUBJECT: [Dear Scammer] Contact
DATE: March 29, 2016 at 11:07 pm
IP: 23.19.125.106
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[1_Name] => Ian Blackford
[2_Email] => [email protected]
[3_Website] => NA
[4_Comment] =>
My name is Ian and I’m a website designer. I’m reaching out to find out if there are changes or improvements that you’d like to make to your site. Have you been thinking about updating your site to a more modern look and feel or adding some features to the site that automate some of your business processes? If so, I’d really love to speak with you. Is there a time we can speak in the next couple of days that would work for you? I can provide you with some suggestions of different things that I’ve done that have made a big impact on my clients sales. I’d love to be able to help out. If you have received this email in error or if you no longer wish to receive them just reply back with remove in the subject line and we will take you off our list.
Thanks,
Ian Backford
If you have received this in error or are not interested in getting help with your site just let me know by replying with the word remove in the subject line.
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Hello, comment spammer! We are delighted that you stopped by. Here are some areas that we would like to improve our site & processes. Please write back in 2.5 years to let us know whether you can be of assistance.

1. We could really use some new MySpace themes. The one we are using now is quite uncluttered with clearly legible text, no background music, or random Javascripts cut & pasted from random sources that embed tracking pixels in every post. What I really want is for all our visitors to feel like their browsing experience has been violated by my content.
2. We sell a lot of widgets here and by “a lot” I mean “A LOT.” My poor credit union can barely keep up with all my transactions but bless their hearts for trying. My affiliate links to Amazon & YouTube also keep me rolling in ₿itcoin, yo.
3. remove