anti-douchebaggery 101

Date: Fri, 03 Apr 2015 20:10:02 +0400
From: Lon Mansfield <[email protected]>
Subject: The Secrets Women Hide From Their Partners

Seriously!
Getting laid is simple… All you have to do is read this email. And then watch this completely free video that shows you a scientifically-proven mind control trick that gets women turned on, attracted to you, and wanting to bang…..within seconds.
Best part? The trick is 100% rejection proof. And it’s completely undetectable. Which means you’ll never get “caught” using this. And you’ll never get shot-down or embaressed. Simply use this trick. And sit back as women do everything they can to get YOU into bed. Sound too good to be true? Well it’s NOT
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Enjoy!

Dear Lon,

I appreciate your looking out for me but I already have a tried and true method that I think I’ll stick with for now. It’s actually quite simple and I’ll tell you all about it for free — without requiring you to visit some site that generates tens of micro pennies per click-through. Here it is — are you ready?

1. Be respectful to all people regardless of gender, age, sexual orientation, size, ethnicity, or cultural background.
2. If you find them attractive, don’t dress them down with your eyes.
3. Treat everyone as an equal regardless of their station in life or any attribute listed in no 1.
4. Don’t be a condescending prick. Seriously. Graduate from middle school already. Get some therapy.
5. If everything you do in life is oriented toward boosting your ego, get over it. Egos are like assholes — everybody has one.

Enjoy!