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  • November 2, 2018

all your hat are belong to us!

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  • December 28, 2017

also, why do you want me to hit you?

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  • September 23, 2015

          

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  • August 31, 2015

the kik bots seem to have a hat fetish – or they’re just convinced that all humans wear them. have they been watching too many noir films from the 40s & 50s or a bunch of westerns?! [most of my lines are from High Plains Drifter]  

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  • August 12, 2015

I wish I’d thought of putting a Prince bot on Tinder — it’s pure mad genius!  

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  • February 20, 2015

Me — Friday, 13 05:56 PM Hi! How’s your winter so far? I’ve kept pretty busy… What do you like to do in your spare time? Betty Lian — Friday, 13 05:58 PM i love hanging out Me — Friday, 13 06:18 PM I have to admit I don’t know much about Ashwood. How long...