king of rubber toys
From: ED <[email protected]>
Date: June 1, 2015 at 1:54:26 AM PDT
Subject: quotation to rubber pet toys
Dear Purchasing Manager
Good day, this is Ed.
I am writing to you to introduce my company Yangzhou Zhongmao Pet Products Co.,LTD.
We are manufacturers/suppliers of RUBBER PET TOYS.
I have attached quotation of our best selling products for your reference,
Tell me the related products you interest, I would recommend to you.
Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any interest or enquiry I can help you with.
Looking forward to hear you soon.Best Regards
Ed
Dear Mister Ed Young,
I am writing to inquire about your business in response to a recent telegram received by my investment office. You have the good fortune of writing me from the “right place at the right time.”
You see, I have recently been appointed King of the Seven Kingdoms through a prolonged legal & strategic battle with nearly a half dozen other suitors to the throne. I am actually a bastard by birth but royal blood flows in my veins. My father raised me alongside his sons and taught me the ways of honesty and manhood that is sorely lacking in the rest if this generation’s youth. But I digress….
Now that I have claimed the throne, my kingdom’s wealth is at my disposal. As we are both men of integrity, I would ask the following of your business.
1. Are any of your products manufactured, tested, distributed, or handled in any way by slave laborers? This includes source materials used for their construction.
2. Are your products tested to withstand rough handling by the likes of baby giants, direwolf pups, ravens, or armies of undead?
3. Do you offer a money back guarantee under penalty of beheading?
4. Are your business practices honest & fair — subject to scrutiny by several gods, religious leaders, generals, and/or political masterminds?
5. Do you make toys suitable for children under the age of three and giants over eight feet tall?
I eagerly await your reply.
Daniel Flowers,
Prince of the Reach,
King of Westeros
