you can’t encrypt stupid

Dear Madam or Sir,

I have received your encrypted message but have unfortunately not yet received the key with which to unlock it. In the mean time, I hope you enjoy these random haiku… Like any poet, I leave it to the reader to decide if there is any hidden meaning.

fearless chimera
uncovers, fiery hawks
chortle prudently

idly hobbling
thirstily, addict conspires
feebly humbly, black

incantation rolls
grave ripening excretions
grimacing, bluntly

huge deliveryman
cavorts, ploughshare grumbling ants
flow, unfed bucket

faintly hardhearted
amputee squirming, moistly
abattoir plods, poor

From: MetLife<[email protected]>
Date: August 10, 2015 at 2:27:11 PM GMT-7
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