is there an app for that?

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONIES!!!!

I would like an app that’s befit a Nigerian prince. I want one that will aggregate all my Ponzi schemes, fraudulent wire transfers, and fake business proposals in to a single pane of glass; an easy to read dashboard that gives me real-time status of all my scams. Bonus points for a way to alert all my money mules around the globe that it’s time to tuck those drugs in to their rectum & head for the hills! What is your timeline for delivering that on both Android & iOS? More importantly, can you send me a check in return for one that I send to you?

sincerely,
Phil McCrevis
VP of Swindling & Finance

On Dec 9, 2015, at 2:25 AM, Scott Wilson wrote:

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